Check out this link: http://www.cafepress.com/planetcancer
My fave tees include: "Cancer, there are easier ways to build character." and "I had cancer and all I got was this stupid t-shirt." Thought the thong was kinda' funny, too.
Also great gift ideas: http://www.gotcancer.org/store/cafe_store.php?catid=2
Also must check out these TOP 10s! They are too funny: http://www.planetcancer.org/html/cancertainment_type2.php?cat_Id=4
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Tope 10 Pick Up Lines for Cancer Patients
10. A night with me is better than chemo.
9. Is there Heparin running through my veins or is it hot in here?
8. I've got a scar shaped like a hickey--How about giving me a real one?
7. What's your diagnosis? I'm a Cancer.
6. It's not just my head that's bald, you know...
5. Is treatment lowering your bbt*? Because you sure are cool. (*basal body temperature)
4. Hey, baby, let's go back to my place and compare scars.
3. You must have lost all your hair, because you are smoooooth!
2. Let's go back to my hospital room: you play doctor, I'll play nurse.
1. Is that a chemo pump in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
BONUS: Cancer personals: "Bald druggie seeks SO for hook-ups, incisions and full body scans. I'm used to getting "special" treatment, but my port is always easy access."
9. Is there Heparin running through my veins or is it hot in here?
8. I've got a scar shaped like a hickey--How about giving me a real one?
7. What's your diagnosis? I'm a Cancer.
6. It's not just my head that's bald, you know...
5. Is treatment lowering your bbt*? Because you sure are cool. (*basal body temperature)
4. Hey, baby, let's go back to my place and compare scars.
3. You must have lost all your hair, because you are smoooooth!
2. Let's go back to my hospital room: you play doctor, I'll play nurse.
1. Is that a chemo pump in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
BONUS: Cancer personals: "Bald druggie seeks SO for hook-ups, incisions and full body scans. I'm used to getting "special" treatment, but my port is always easy access."
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- WendyTime
- I am 26 years old and feel ancient. I have been through many obstacles in life and have many more to go. Currently, I have adrenal cancer, which is a rare and aggressive disease treated by chemotherapy. I intend to create awareness and hope through this and other mediums.
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